Maybe I should drive in on Fridayโ€ฆ ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ–• ๐Ÿ›ป

I hear that Friday is National Ride Your Bike to Work day, and it would be a lot of fun to drive to work in my big jacked up truck, and honk at the woke cyclists and give them the middle finger. I know I need a train horn in my truck, and if I only gotten that amplifier and horn to work with my CB radio I could have screamed at them or played audio at them.

You know the woke cyclists who participate in Bike to Work Day, ๐Ÿšฒ are the kind who drive fancy French bicycles, eat organic tofu other werid crap and wouldnโ€™t think of riding their bike any other day to work except the holiday, which gives them a chance to publically masterbate in their own minds. ๐ŸŒ It would be so much fun to honk at them, and watch as their vegan shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ runs through their PFOA-enhanced Spandex on their once a month ride to work. That said, I think itโ€™s going to rain tomorrow and I have meetings downtown, so it doesnโ€™t make sense to drive in. Unless maybe I can get the wheel from the Woke Bike Shop ๐Ÿช which is supposed to arrive today. I am actually thinking of holding off driving over there until I can Sunday as thatโ€™s when I can probably borrow dadโ€™s drills to widen the tire stem hole to fix the Schrader valve, plus Saturday is going to rain and Iโ€™d rather stay home and read. ๐Ÿ“™ Already that time of the month when my Hoopla Borrows will be expiring soon. I got the cassette off the bike โ€“ โ€“ some how cracking the hub โ€” it was really frozen off, disc brake and spoke protector, so I have all the parts, just need the wheel now and to expand the valve stem hole.

I make such fun of the libtards, ๐Ÿ˜ but it really gets me about their fake wokeness that has come to dominate liberalism these days. The whole organic thing is such a scam as is nutrition influencers and so much of this do-gooderism around the environment. I was thinking about how pissed ๐Ÿ˜ก I was when the burn ban went into effect in the early 2010s, and I started using Styrofoam plates and forks both at camp and often at home during the summer months, mostly so I could fill those big black garbage sacks quicker and turn them into carbon dioxide in rip roaring fires up in the wilderness. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Fuck yeah. Stopped doing that after the pandemic when inflation made both plastic forks and disposable plates more expensive, plus it seemed like such a waste to be spending money to turn into carbon dioxide when itโ€™s not difficult to wash dishes. Now I generally use my reusable metal forks and mylar dishes up at camp and wash them like a greenie. ๐Ÿ’š And letโ€™s be honest, I ride my bike most days โ€“  year round โ€“ that is when itโ€™s running fine, both for enjoyment and saving money. Other days, like today I bus it in. ๐Ÿš I hate dealing with city traffic and cops everywhere. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ And I donโ€™t eat a lot meat, like the vegans, mainly because I try to be healthy ๐Ÿ™‹ and watch my saturated fats and calories. I am certainly not afraid to look at vegetarian and vegan cookbooks, ๐Ÿณ but I donโ€™t do the woke thing and buy processed foods, just because it has a label that says organic and healthy.

So busing it in today. ๐Ÿš I am looking forward to having my bike back on the road, hopefully by Monday. ๐Ÿšฒ The first half of the week of the looks good for riding in though rain for the second half of next week, :โ˜” and I have a feeling that Memorial Day Weekend will be rainy and generally shit. Itโ€™s the first week for the Nature Bus during Memorial Day Weekend, so it would be good option if I stayed in town. I could ride a bit, hike some, I donโ€™t know, hang out. Though I wouldnโ€™t mind heading out of town to the Green Mountains or Adirondacks to camp and hang out for the three day weekend too. ๐Ÿ•๏ธ Made banana-oatmeal pancakes up with fresh fruit ๐Ÿฅž this morning,  Made two loaves of bread ๐Ÿž to enjoy later, plus a big pan of rice and beans, so I could use up some of those 2 lb of black beans I cooked yesterday. ๐Ÿš Lots of good eats. I always try to include lots of beans in my meals, so itโ€™s a good source of protein, and with rice, it makes a complete protein, and is not only healthy but affordable when most meat ๐Ÿฅฉ is going up in price and those Omega-6 fats arenโ€™t all that great for you.