The Alder Creek Cabin

I stumbled upon this ad and was like, can I find a job in Utica or Boonville that doesn’t pay like shit and tolerate a commute to those cities. $175k, where do I send my check today?

But then I reminded myself that Alder Creek is still in State of Shit New York, can’t have burn barrel, have to get government permission to buy ammunition, hand guns and forget having an AR-15 to ventalate said burn barrel. It takes only one liberal to smell a little plastic or hear some gun fire to ruin your life. Go recycle your plastic and attend those Never Trump Rallies, silly man. Dream on, retirement isn’t that far away.

$174,900 / 1br – 392ft2 – Off the Grid Cabin with 25+ Acres, Well & Septic! (Remsen)

“This 25.49-acre lot features a 14′ x 28′ cabin, located just a half mile off State Route 12 in the Town of Remsen. The property includes a well and septic system and is completely off the grid, offering a true escape from everyday life. With 800 feet of road frontage, a spring running through the land, and a beautifully wooded setting, it provides excellent opportunities for deer, turkey, and bear hunting, as well as small game. Situated near snowmobile trails and close to Old Forge and the Forestport area, it makes an ideal recreational getaway. The property is located in the Remsen Central School District, with easy access to Tug Hill, and comes complete with a generator for power.”