So I got one of those Nielsen commercial surveys with a buck taped to it.… 💵

I would have probably just tossed it into the paper garbage bin I have in my apartment ♻ but I opened it after reading a few years back about somebody who had tossed it in their garbage and ripped the dollar bill out when they were burning garbage out back on a farm forum. So I opened it up. ✉

I got the dollar bill and being the sucker I am I filled out the survey. They promise to send me a ten dollar check for doing it, I’ll believe it when I get it. It asked a shit ton of questions, took much too long to fill out on my smartphone 📱 but I did it anyways. I figured the youth demographic is often under represented in those kind of surveys and I always like to share my opinion. It wasn’t like I was doing anything else at the time – I was baking the qeiche in the oven.

I do most of my shopping at Walmart and occasionally tractor supply, I don’t own a television, I wildness camp and I like downloading and watching YouTube videos on dairy farming, tractors, HUNTING AND TRAPPING, skinning and butchering animals, rural life, camping, off grid homesteads and sometimes electronics – that is building shit at home with capacitors, transistors and resistors ordered from Ali Express and soldered together with lead solder. 🐮 ⛺ 🌲Not commercial television! Real people who shovel manure and preg test cattle with the long plastic gloves. Don’t watch no ads! 📺 I like Dick Curless and Dave Dudley trucker country from the 1960s. 🚚 I make good money, I’m saving to buy an off grid property and hobby farm out west. I’d rather be in the wilderness than in front of a screen, a dirt road and a roaring fire I prefer to any fancy resort or hotel. I love wilderness camping in the mountain laurel of WEST BY GOD VIRGINIA ! If I had a million dollars I’d rather have cows and an off grid house with an outhouse and burn my own trash rather than something in the suburbs with vinyl siding that would lead to the cops being called if I shot a coyote out my bedroom window.

Granted I’m probably not the typical Delmar suburbanite wanna be redneck.