I see Elon Musk is buying Twitter 🐦

I haven’t tweeted in a year and a half because I’m much too vulgar and hang out with the wrong kind of folk on the Twitter. Plus I suffer from a bad case of foot in mouth disease and I have a big shots job so I stay away. Gotta make that money to spend it on gasoline and all the toys.

I still do Facebook but I’ve blocked all of the politicians and news reporters so all I see is posts about wildlife, farming, big jacked up trucks, off grid shit, hunting and fishing and non controversial shit like that. I kind of like the taste of diesel smoke, silage and hay. I did get blocked from stupid off grid group for criticizing one of those luxury cabins, pointing out that nobody lives that way – most of life is lived in the mud and muck – things are rusty and broken. After all, my heroes all smell a little like cow shit and burn their own trash.

But what can I say, I’m a vulgur SOB. 🤬