Let’s celebrate another geriatric that always reminded me of Peter Jennings on ABC News back in the day, with that long balding head he had. America’s 250th birthday with the Trumpster in charge, and I’m still looking at a big-assed SuperDuty with the Godzilla because I’ve completely lost my mind. Maybe if I do go look at one this week, I’ll decide, yeah, what I need is a 20-year old Honda Civic, and never to be seen again at Ford Stealership.
A lot depends on the weather, 🌧️ but maybe Thursday I’ll make an appointment with one of local Ford stealership on the bus line to look at a few trucks I’m interested before work, try to get the out-the-door price with all fees and maybe a test drive, remembering the whole time I’m in there that anything you say can and will be used against you. 🤝 The safest answer to any question at a dealership is to remind the salesman, “I am here to look at X vehicle and get an out-the-door price, and I don’t want to take any more of your valuable time up discussing other things. ” I’ve turned most of my Facebook posts lately in a masterbatory exploration about how I need a Godzilla, because it feels so go. I mean, what is Facebook but a place to show off your gentials? If the vehicles I’m most interested in test driving have been sitting on the lot since August or September, I really should call in advance otherwise they might have dead batteries or flat tires. 🛻
Yesterday, the big things was smoke some dope, ride my mountain bike 🚴 out to Wally World to get some cheap pinto beans, apples and apple cider vinegar, read some of a book on the history of National Forest policy, 📚 and then later in the evening rode out to Five Rivers and sat out there under the pavilion watching as the sun set into the sky, then came home, made up some eggs 🥚 with veggies and black beans. Then I curled up under the the heated blanket. I’m trying to use the space heater less, after last month’s electric bill. Only use it on the weekends, and it’s not like I have a gas or insurance bill at this point, still I need to save money for said Godzilla. 🐲 I need to shower 🚿 this morning, get shaved and cleaned up, and then I might ride over to Price Chopper to get carrots 🥕 which I forgot again, along with oatmeal, which I like how Price Chopper has it finely milled and in a lightweight bag, so it means less trash to deal with compared to the paper tubes that Walmart has. Obviously, once I get the goddamn Godzilla and are traveling again, I’ll probably go back to the cardboard tube oatmeal as it’s slightly cheaper and greener as a fire 🔥 starter but don’t tell a liberal. Then I’m going out to see Mom and Dad for lunch today. 🍲 I should catch up on Trump’s tweets before mom questions 🙋 me on them.
Hoping to ride in tomorrow, 🚴 maybe both ways if I am brave enough to push my bike up Elizabeth Street then fight traffic on Second Avenue and Delaware, 🚙🚗 I mean there is enough light now in evening but Second Avenue is so narrow with the snow banks. I just want the snow to be gone so I can have the serenity of riding the bike trail both ways to work. ☔ Maybe that half inch of rain expected on Wednesday will help on that behalf, but I have my doubts and they are talking about another couple of inches of snow ❄️ crap for next weekend. I am so over winter, I just want my bike path back and the Godzilla on my driveway. And a truck cap on order. And black fly season to be done for the year. 🐜 One hell of a greedy fucking son of a bitch I am, wanting summer that will be over before you know it. Then I’ll have to get a diesel heater. But don’t you want a 20-year old Honda Civic and plastic house in suburbs?