β€œFuck Trump!” The Garnola Eater in the Bike Race Yelled at Me! 🚲 πŸ€ ☠️

Apparently he spotted my Don’t Tread on Me flag, though maybe not in the context of the Earth Flag. Or maybe he’s unfamiliar with Hayduke Lives! Or Earth First!

I had to yell back β€œFuck the Garonola Eaters! I hope they put rat poison in your granola!”. Truth that is probably not a nice thing to say as I’ll probably open the New York Times newsletter and they’ll be telling me 2,946 children a dead because there was rat poison mixed into their organic garnola. You know, kind of like Hank Williams teasing Buddy Holly. Not that such things packaged in plastic wrap is exactly healthy. Woke is fake, it’s about marketing.

I’m not convinced Trump is the worse things ever – a lot of things were broken and change was needed – but he’s also problematic at so many levels. But maybe the Washington DC needs to burn in the second half of the twenties for a better 30s. There was a lot crap in government, everybody knows that, and while some steps are backwards change was necessary.

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