No officer, it’s corn silage. No seriously it really is corn silage. It’s cow food! It’s food for cows! It’s samples of silage to feed to cows to make ice cream! Put those cuffs away!! Don’t you like ice cream?!?! pic.twitter.com/OI2hdcVC5w

— Jacob Reinecker (@jsreinecker) September 13, 2019

Probably smells a heck of lot better too …