My hands may be greasy and my mind fried from watching too many minutes of the Bikes for Dykes, Vegetarian Bark Eater Biker and the BMX extreme biker channels on the YouTube but my front brake is successfully bled and topped off and my rear brake is topped off and pumped up.

This time I done it right using the correct adapters and not paying attention to the overly complicated snobbery of how to fix your French bike to the highest of standards to ride down to the local abortion clinic and pride march. I get it, live your life as you want it but YouTube personalities and bikers more generally are the most obnoxious awful people to watch.

Regardless of the painful YouTube experience it’s good to be back on the road. I’m happy as a pig in shit to be able to ride to work once again.