If I lived in rural Iowa 🐄 and got a mailer from one of the democrats promoting gun control 🔫 I’d probably save it…

1. And use it to toss behind the cows in the barn for bedding and absorbing up the pee and poop to be later spread with the manure spreader, 🐮 or maybe…
2. Toss it out in the hog barn, let the hogs root around in it, shredding it into the mud and muck, 🐷 or maybe…
3. Tape it up to an old politician’s lawn signs, use it for patterning your shotgun or plinking with your 22, 🔫 and then maybe…
4. Save it for using to light the farm garbage pit. Dip it diesel or old motor oil, light it up, drop it in the pit. Let it burn! 🔥

Now that’s what I call recycling, ♻ although honestly most political mailers I get these days really don’t compost well 🥝 or even burn well 🚒 because they are glossy, coated with plastic and contain a lot of clay in the paper mix. 🤔Many urban paper programs take them for recycling but even then I doubt they’re very good for recovery.