I just saw an ad that said “natural gas is fueling the economy”. ⛽ But so is heroin and cocaine, too. People make a lot money selling heroin and cocaine, creating good paying jobs, so it must be good for our country. 💉

Now we just need government to get out of the way, and make it easier to sell heroin and cocaine with fewer regulations, so the drug-dealing businessman re-invest and expand their businesses to create more good paying jobs.