I got my free Bidencare COVID-19 Test Kit 👃🏻 

Hopefully I’ll never have to use it but it will be setting in my bathroom. I thought it was a bit over packaged coming in the mail, being in an padded USPS mail sleeve but it apparently is a set of two commercial grade Abbot Binax COVID-19 Test Kits, like they sell at the pharmacy for $26 a piece.

I was somehow expecting the kits to be a shrunk down version of the test kits sold at the pharmacy – not exact replicas. You know something like US Gubermant Brand Generic Kit in an ugly brown paper envelope, no resale value printed on them. I can see the next scandal – people reselling their free test kits at neighborhood stores – $52 or more profit per household.

Also no letter included from the benevolent politicians, thanking you for buying a test kit with your hard earned taxpayer dollars and reminding you to get out and vote for the nice people that saved your $52 by sending you a test kit the next day your family gets the sniffles.