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Summer Too Short? Blame the Democrats.

It’s obvious that the summer is too short. Despite the fact that Democrats have controlled both houses of Congress, the White House, and the state legislature, they have failed to extend the summer months into the fall.

It’s not like it’s impossible to extend summer. All they would have to do is pass a law stating the summer extended past the fall eqiunox, and maybe change the days that school starts along with changing the date of elections.

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To counter the shorter colder days, the Democrats could have created a second daylight savings time, that would kick in for the first three weeks of fall, along with offering tax breaks for the purchase of warmer clothing, such as insulated swim suits.

This could be of great economic benefit. It could create jobs and extend summer fun. But of course, the Democrats despite being in power chose not to extended summer another month or two.

Therefore, we must vote them out of office.