My theory on why it’s been so cold and wet this spring in Albany.

1. They moved the primary to June.
2. The city’s muggers and pick pockets don’t like to work in hot and humid weather as it keeps people home next to the air conditioning rather then out where they can be easily robbed.
3. Muggers would protest the muggy weather, embarrassing local politicians that have primaries in June.
4. Local politicians have ordered the NY State OEM Weather Authority (a little known state agency) to dial down the heat and humidity.