Rather Just Burn It

I was thinking the other day, what a pain modern, recycling really is. Having to wash out containers, carefully sort and crush them, put them out on a specific day. It was so much easier living out in the country, when you could just toss them in the trash, take them out to the burn barrel, burn them to a crisp. I will be quite happy when I own my own land, and can burn what I want.