Woke People

Woke people are those who believe they are doing virtuous things while living the high-consumption consumerist livestyle promoted on television.

They can’t be bothered to do much besides mail checks to the Sierra Club, put solar panels on their 5,000 square foot homes full of their monthly discarded electronics and perfectly heated and cooled to 72 degrees year round, and wash out their non-recyclable plastics for the 96-gallon overflowing toats with their weekly subscription garbage service.

They spend their nights watching MSNBC so they have no time to cook even the simplest foods, and are forced to eat chemical-laden industrial crap from Nature’s Own Organic Brand, and a dozen other organic products that are full of toxic chemicals and addatives. The idea of eating basic, whole foods, purchased from a place like Walmart just horrifies them – they’d rather eat something encased in layers of “labeled for recycling” colorful plastic that is branded organic and natural, is an industrial soup of chemicals not fit as rat posion. But the label said it organic and natural and was supposed to be put in my 96-gallon weekly picked up toats! And I have solar panels that are tied to coal and gas fired grid!

The woke are like “I am so virtuous even if I am poisoning myself and everyone around me, my life is non-negotiable, I am better then you heathens.”