Nice lady called about my car warranty. 🤔

I was like, oh, it’s time already to throw away my car – with so many expensive problems certain to happen shortly! I asked if I just take my old car to the landfill? And do I get to push it over the edge? She’s like no, no, this about your warranty. I’m like but if my warranty is about to expire, I need to get rid of my car at the landfill so I’m not held financially responsible. She is like we can help you with your repairs if you sign up today. No, I’m just concerned with the high cost of landfill tipping fees – my car is nearly 3 tons. Can they recycle cars – I’ve heard they charge less at the landfill for recycling. She hung up.

Doesn’t she understand how our throwaway society works? You buy, you use, you throw away shortly thereafter. Nobody repairs anything anymore. Must not be a Real American.