I was a bit on the fence about getting a car wash today with so much salt on the roads, but I’m not planning on driving anywhere this weekend, and I needed to get to store to get supplies. The guy in front of me — in a Chinese knock-off Trump MAGA hat and with a blue Silverado — put too much time on in the machine and let me have nearly 7 minutes of his time. So I got a free car wash out of it.