Truth in Advertising

With all apologies to P.J. O’Rourke and Mario Cuomo, I suggest the major political parties rename themselves to:

  • The Fun Suckers
  • The Big Mean

This would comply with recent regulations put forward by the “The Fun Suckers” to comply with recently adopted Truth in Advertising regulations because we don’t want our cars to burn us to death when they crash.

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