George Washington has been dead for a long time. I think we should replace his Washington’s Birthday holiday with one honoring Trump’s Birthday, because I want a three day weekend during the third week of June each year. Monday holidays in the summer are quite nice and by mid June the black flies start to thin out.

Granted, I could see the Democrats not going along with creating a holiday to honor President Trump. So to get 60 votes to replace Washington’s Birthday with Trump’s birthday, Congress will have to compromise with Chuck Schumer.

So we will have to create a second federal holiday called, Barack Obama’s birthday. This holiday will be the first Monday of August. What a great way to kick off the dog days of summer, honoring our great President Obama with friends and family, enjoying a nice cold one or two. Everybody wins!